if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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