there was a trapeze. enough said
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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