I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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