I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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