it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
