my soul wont recognize me after tonight
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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