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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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