My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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