ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
