I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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