how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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