I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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