Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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