my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
high people should be assigned attendants
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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