Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Why are your pants in the freezer?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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