I wannas sexs uuuuu
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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