His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
