why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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