Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Your cock deserves a montage
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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