I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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