Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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