So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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