He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
When are your genitals available?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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