well I can't set my house on fire every night
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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