awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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