youre lurking in front of me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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