what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize