There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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