Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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