Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize