Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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