I hate your face
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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