Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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