i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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