You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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