That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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