dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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