ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Two words: blizzard sex
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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