I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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