She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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