If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Randomize
