soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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