do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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