no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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