Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize