***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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