I don't think brook has ever known best
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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