I heard we made out
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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