nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
This baby is an asshole
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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