I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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