i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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