Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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