She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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