I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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