Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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