When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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